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Greetings, travelers!

“If you are a dreamer, come in

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A Hope-er, a Pray-er, a Magic Bean buyer,

If you’re a pretender, come sit by my fire

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin

Come in!

Come in!”

~ Shel Silverstein

That is my old intro. It doesn’t apply anymore, but it’s nice, isn’t it? I like nice things. So I’m keeping it. Now for my new intro….

Have you ever wanted to know how to tie a square knot? Have you ever wished you were better at horticulture? Do you want to run for president? Then this blog is not for you! If, on the other hand, you are interested in obscure ramblings on life, the universe, and everything (I do mean everything. Care to hear my opinion of pickles?), then you’ve found your place. All Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy references are entirely coincidental, and not meant to imply or mean anything. Not even the number 42. Seriously. I do hope that all readers will derive some enjoyment from this, or at least, not suffer too terribly. The lawsuits, you understand. Allons-y!

~ Jared

8 Responses »

  1. This is AWESOME. *adds to favorites*

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  2. Your homeschooling mother is entirely chagrined that you spelled “knot” wrong. :)

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  3. Great wordpress blog here.. It’s hard to find quality writing like yours these days. I really appreciate people like you! take care

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  4. Leafeeee! I’m totally watching this blog now, since your other one died. *poke*

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